• Sharm El Sheikh, Singles W-C25...
    Kostova, Elitsa 0 6 2 0 Ianchuk, Olga 1 7 2 1
  • Greece F10, Doubles
    Giotopoulos G / Stergiou I 1 1 6 4 1 1 Mikos K / Tsitsipas S 2 6 2 10 2 2
  • Santa Margherita Di Pula, Sing...
    Sabino, Lisa 1 7 4 1 1 Fossa Huergo, Nicole 1 6 6 1 1
  • Italy F38, Singles
    Ghedin, Nicola 1 3 6 3 1 Trusendi, Walter 1 6 2 1 1
  • Heraklion, Singles W-C10-GRE-1...
    Bondar, Anna 0 2 3 0 0 Galfi, Dalma 2 6 6 2 2
  • Paris, France, Doubles
    Bryan B / Bryan M 10:00 Rojer J-J / Tecau H
  • Saint-Denis, Reunion Island, F...
    Haase, Robin 2 6 7 2 2 Ward, James 0 3 6 0 0
  • Equerdreville, Singles Qualify...
    Robbe, Alice 2 6 7 2 2 Ormazabal-Oregui, Amaia 0 0 5 0 0
  • Equerdreville, Singles Qualify...
    Korpatsch, Tamara 1 6 5 1 Caramaro, Fanny 0 1 1 0
  • Turkey F38, Singles
    Sieber, Marc 1 6 3 1 Gaio, Federico 0 2 2 0
  • Estonia F3, Singles
    Rublev, Andrey 0 4 1 0 Zhyrmont, Dzmitry 1 6 2 1
  • Benicarlo, Singles W-C10-ESP-1...
    Gamiz, Andrea 1 6 1 1 Bolsova Zadoinov, Aliona 0 2 1 0
  • Ningbo, China
    Duan, Ying-Ying 0 1 0 Wang, Qiang 1 6 1
  • Czech Republic F5, Singles
    Klec, Ivo 0 3 3 0 Pospisil, Jaroslav 1 6 2 1
  • Santa Margherita Di Pula, Sing...
    Rubini, Stefania 11:25 Balducci, Alice
  • Turkey F38, Doubles
    Obert A / Woerner P 1 6 1 Semrajc J / Weissborn T-S 0 3 0
  • Italy F38, Doubles
    Grimolizzi G A / Portaluri G 0 2 0 DI Ienno D / Molina E 0 0 0
  • Santa Margherita Di Pula, Sing...
    Caregaro, Martina 0 2 0 Fujioka, Nozomi 0 3 0
  • Paris, France, Doubles
    Matkowski M / Melzer J 0 2 0 Granollers M / Lopez M 0 0 0
  • Sharm El Sheikh, Singles W-C25...
    Gasparyan, Margarita 0 1 0 Mendesova, Pernilla 0 1 0
  • Saint-Denis, Reunion Island, F...
    Serra, Florent 0 1 0 Berankis, Ricardas 0 0 0
  • Stockholm, Singles W-C10-SWE-0...
    Lazareva, Margarita 12:00 Guisard, Estelle
  • Loughborough, Singles W-C10-GB...
    Borecka, Martina 12:00 Reix, Sherazad
  • Loughborough, Singles W-C10-GB...
    Bowtell, Amy 12:00 Boeykens, Elyne
  • Equerdreville, Singles Qualify...
    Razafindranaly, Julie 12:00 Mfoumouangana, Victoire
  • Great Britain F18, Singles
    Grigelis, Laurynas 12:00 Authom, Maxime
  • Portugal F12, Singles
    Ojeda Lara, Ricardo 12:00 Tavares, Leonardo
  • Oslo, Singles W-C10-NOR-01A
    Sugnaux, Tess 12:00 Flood, Emma
  • Geneva, Switzerland, Doubles
    Marach O / Oswald P 12:00 Skupski K / Skupski N
  • Equerdreville, Singles Qualify...
    Dorey, Aloise 12:10 Armitano, Mathilde
  • Italy F38, Doubles
    Basso A / Moncagatto F 12:15 Bester P / Volante M
  • Benicarlo, Singles W-C10-ESP-1...
    Savoretti, Alice 12:30 Nancarrow, Alexandra
  • Czech Republic F5, Singles
    Mertl, Jan 12:40 Jaloviec, Marek
  • Saint-Denis, Reunion Island, F...
    Haase R / Pavic M 12:50 Barrere G / Serra F
  • Heraklion, Doubles W-C10-GRE-1...
    Kostic N / Selakovic N 12:55 Spremo M / Vorih S
  • Santa Margherita Di Pula, Doub...
    Kurz K / Zagorac E 12:55 Caregaro M / Floris A
  • Eckental, Germany
    Basic, Mirza 13:00 Bemelmans, Ruben
  • Santa Margherita Di Pula, Doub...
    Fossa Huergo N / Rubini S 13:05 Brescia G / Sabino L
  • Greece F10, Doubles
    Jakupovic A / Kalovelonis M 13:15 Filipenko V / Jotovski T
  • Istanbul, Singles W-C25-TUR-01...
    Krejcikova, Barbora 13:15 Golubic, Viktorija
  • Heraklion, Doubles W-C10-GRE-1...
    Basic M / Lukas T 13:25 Bondar A / Galfi D
  • Heraklion, Doubles W-C10-GRE-1...
    Holanova N / Kuncikova L 13:30 Csoregi I / Jani R-L
  • Stockholm, Singles W-C10-SWE-0...
    Cavaday, Naomi 13:30 Cabaj Awad, Jacqueline
  • Loughborough, Doubles W-C10-GB...
    Borecka M / Reix S 13:30 Bowtell A / Brown L
  • Equerdreville, Singles Qualify...
    Stoll, Tatjana 13:30 Gervais, Fiona
  • Norway F1, Singles
    Marie, Jules 13:30 Mertens, Yannick
  • Czech Republic F5, Doubles
    Michalek J / Suc D 14:00 Grigoriu P / Paval C
  • Sharm El Sheikh, Doubles W-C25...
    Rosca I L / Terziyska J 14:00 Matteucci A / Mertens E
  • Geneva, Switzerland
    Przysiezny, Michal 14:00 Bolelli, Simone
  • Brazil F11, Singles
    Zampieri, Caio 14:00 Garin, Christian
  • Czech Republic F5, Doubles
    Pospisil J / Satral J 14:10 Cornea V V / Kalenichenko D
  • Heraklion, Doubles W-C10-GRE-1...
    Serban R G / Simion O G 14:25 Rohanova P / Vrbenska A
  • Paris, France
    Berdych, Tomas 14:30 Raonic, Milos
  • Heraklion, Doubles W-C10-GRE-1...
    Distelmans S / Kolarova V 14:55 Paterova D / Zovincova V
  • Greece F10, Doubles
    Bakalov B N / Gille S 15:00 Bjelica I / Zekic M
  • Stockholm, Doubles W-C10-SWE-0...
    Curovic T / Lazareva M 15:00 Niedmers N / Uebelhoer C
  • Nantes, Singles W-C50-FRA-05A
    Schmiedlova, Anna-Karolina 15:00 Siniakova, Katerina
  • Equerdreville, Singles Qualify...
    Yerolymos, Margot 15:00 Macharova, Alena
  • Eckental, Germany
    Desein, Niels 15:00 Puetz, Tim
  • Equerdreville, Singles Qualify...
    Garcia Perez, Georgina 15:10 Busson, Elodie
  • Geneva, Switzerland
    Baghdatis, Marcos 15:20 Albot, Radu
  • Tour Championships Sofia, Bulg...
    Muguruza Blanco, Garbine 15:50 Petkovic, Andrea
  • Toronto, Singles W-C50-CAN-01A
    Townsend, Taylor 16:00 Sanchez, Maria
  • Pereira, Singles W-C10-COL-02A
    Koch-Benvenuto, Andrea 16:00 Barzo, Lilla
  • Equerdreville, Singles Qualify...
    Ghesquiere, Celine 16:30 Proese, Natalie
  • Equerdreville, Singles Qualify...
    Lampla, Louise 16:40 Rouby, Mathilde
  • Geneva, Switzerland, Doubles
    Fleming C / Marray J 16:40 Brunstrom J / Monroe N
  • Nantes, Singles W-C50-FRA-05A
    Jabeur, Ons 17:00 Konjuh, Ana
  • New Braunfels, Singles W-C50-U...
    Hibi, Mayo 17:00 Brady, Jennifer
  • Paris, France
    Djokovic, Novak 17:00 Nishikori, Kei
  • Toronto, Singles W-C50-CAN-01A
    Dabrowski, Gabriela 17:30 Maria, Tatjana
  • Equerdreville, Singles Qualify...
    Capadocia, Marian Jade 18:00 Haas, Sina
  • Charlottesville, USA, Doubles
    Huey T C / Nielsen F 18:00 Burton L / Willis M
  • Paris, France, Doubles
    Bryan B / Bryan M 18:20 Rojer J-J / Tecau H
  • New Braunfels, Singles W-C50-U...
    Falconi, Irina 18:30 Boserup, Julia
  • Charlottesville, USA
    Kuznetsov, Alex 20:00 Duckworth, James
  • Charlottesville, USA
    Kudla, Denis 21:20 Broady, Liam

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Seljo Kalač se mnogo hvališe, to nie uredu

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Opet sam se obreo na stranicama dnevnoga lista s nazivom Kurir (štopo sam bio mnogo bardo za special za vreme prvenstva Staroga kontinenta u fudbalu), a Žigara već moli u fazonu: „Moine se šališ na moi račun, dosta e bilo“. Ja odgovor: „Ćenem puno, al mora te potkačim malo metodom povremeno podmetodom u svakoi trećoi rečenici“, a kumara patos.

Ono šo mie okupiralo pažnju u proteklom vremenu metodom intrige e podatak da Seljo Kalač ima nispe od 28 cantimetara, žeka izmerio ga pa se hvališe dae naiobdarenii, Ron Džeremi odgovara: „Ae da ga merimo“, a Severina u fazonu oće proba samo fali rečno plovilo zvano jahta i uređai za snimanje pod nazivom kamera. Sigurnoe da bi široke narodne mase uživale u tom takozvanom sudaru titana ko šo uživaju kad Pantela teroriše protivničke odbrane ili kad tovarim Žigaru na svom fen peidžu na društvenoi mreži Feisbuk.

Šo ga nisu priavili za Ginisovu knjigu rekorda za naiobdarenii žbun (inače knjiga e nastala 1951. godine, kaje menadžer pivare Ginis ušo u kafanu pae divio dase ljudi takmiče ko će pre da poede neku hranu. Mora Pantela vas obrazue loma)? Šo ga nisu poslali na olimipadu za kategoriu skok s motkom (el kapirate zonfić, Seljo ima motku)? Malo sam izneverovo oko cele situacie, štopo Seljo sigurno žela, ili e u fazonu ko Žigara kaje merio, viče Žigara: „Pantela, ja iam 35, isto ko i ti“, nie ljomber skapiro da gae merio na milimetarskoj raspodeli lenjira za OTO.

Moa poruka, nači ovai put za promenu malo bičarkama - moine veruete ovima šo se hvališu da im e veliki nispe, nego odma budite u fazonu: „Esi obdaren macane? Upali kameru vrste veb, dase proveri veličina i ništa manje obim“. Ima Pantela i poruku na jeziku latinskom „Penis bonus pax in domo“ iliti „Veliki nispe, bičarke zadovoljne“.


Pantela specijalni kolumnista Kurira za Olimpijske igreu Londonu 2012

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  • Goran

    Goran

    Ma merio ga toplomerom......hahahahaha....

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  • Homer

    Homer

    Kaze se - " Penis bonus pax in domus", nauci! Ajd sto kvaris srpski al' ne morsa i latinski bdate! Panta rei.

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  • Dragana NOVI SAD

    Dragana NOVI SAD

    ... a ja mislila da smo samo mi žene ljubomorne jedne na drugu... kad vidi ovo!!!???

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  • mb

    mb

    Pantela, brate, respect!ssOvim pokazujes da imas vrhunsko obrazovanje (barem klaiscnu gimnaziju): domus je jedan od retkih izuzetaka koji ima lokativ (domo), tako da je tvoja recenica potpuno ispravna.ssSvaka cast!!!!! Odusevljen sam!!!ssHomere, sedi jedan, nepismenjakovicu. Kad prodjes sve konjugacije i deklinacije, onda Panteli na crtu.

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